Football Season story

> Subject: Packers vs. Bears: Game On!

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> The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of
> Alaska.
> He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a
> frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Chicago Bears’
> fan wearing shorts, sandals, a ‘Go Bears’ hat and a ‘Bears rule’ shirt.
>
> The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about, and
> trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
>
> As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Packer fans wearing Packer shirts
> came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear’s
> chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Bear fan from the grizzly bear’s
> grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three Packer fans finished off the
> grizzly. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their
> pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Bear fan in the
> back seat.
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> As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. "I
> give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have
> heard there was bitter hatred between Packer fans and Chicago Bear fans, but now
> I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
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> As the Pope drove off, one Packer fan asked his buddies, "Who the heck was
> that guy?"
>
> "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He’s in direct contact with
> Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
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>
> "Well," the Packer fan said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he
> doesn’t know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive
> or do we need to go back to Chicago and get another one?"
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