How to tell the sex of a fly

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

JUST TOO CUTE.

This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I’ve come across in a long while!

A woman walked into the kitchen

to find her husband stalking

around with a fly swatter

‘What are you doing?’ She asked.

‘Hunting Flies’ He responded.

‘Oh. ! Killing any?’ She asked.

‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
‘How can you tell them apart?’

He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

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