The Magic Bank Account

THE MAGIC
BANK ACCOUNT

THE AUTHOR
IS NOT KNOWN. IT WAS FOUND IN THE BILLFOLD OF COACH PAUL BEAR BRYANT,
ALABAMA,
AFTER HE DIED IN 1982

The Magic
Bank Account

Imagine
that you had won the
following *PRIZE* in a contest:
Each morning
your bank would deposit $86,400
in your private account for
your use.
However, this prize has
rules:

The set of

rules:

1.
Everything that you didn’t
spend during each day would be
taken away from
you.

2. You may
not simply transfer
money into some other account.

3. You may
only spend
it.

4. Each
morning upon awakening,
the bank opens your account with another
$86,400 for that
day.

5. The bank
can end the game
without warning; at any time, it
can say,“Game
Over!" It can close the account
and you will not receive a
new one.

What would
you personally
do?

You would
buy anything and
everything you wanted right? Not only
for yourself,
but for all the people you
love and care for. Even for people
you don’t know,
because you couldn’t
possibly spend it all on yourself, right?

You would
try to spend every
penny, and use it all, because you
knew it would be replenished in the
morning, right?

ACTUALLY,
This GAME isREAL

Shocked ???

YES!

Each of us
is already a winner
of this *PRIZE*. We just can’t seem to see
it.

The PRIZE
is
*TIME*

1. Each
morning we awaken to
receive 86,400 seconds
as a gift of

life.

2. And when
we go to sleep at
night, any remaining time is Not
credited to us.

3. What we
haven’t used up that
day is forever lost.

4.
Yesterday is forever
gone.

5. Each
morning the account is
refilled, but the bank can
dissolve your account at any time WITHOUT
WARNING…

SO, what
will YOU do with your
86,400 seconds?

Those
seconds are worth so much
more than the same amount in dollars.
Think about it and remember to
enjoy every second of your
life, because
time races by so much quicker than
you think.

So take
care of yourself, be
happy, love deeply and enjoy life!

Here’s
wishing you a wonderful
and beautiful day. Start
“spending”….

__,_._,___

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Feeling any older this morning?

Few people realize it but………..

Our favourite cartoon characters are also now seniors! (Now this really did make me feel better!!!…D)


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MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED

WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People —
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack…

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

If someone forgets to invite you,

He or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

HUGS

Subject: HUGS

A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.
~ Bil Keane
sending you a hug
Be a love pharmacist: dispense hugs like medicine — they are!
~ Terri Guillemets
sending you a hug
Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity when you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you.
~ Jacques Prévert
sending you a hug
sending you a hug
Laughing together is as close as you can get to a hug without touching.
~ Gina Barreca
sending you a hug
Did you know that, if you visualise, you can actually hug on the phone?
~ Shelley Long
sending you a hug
When I come home, my daughter will run to the door and give me a big hug, and everything that’s happened that day just melts away.
~ Hugh Jackman
sending you a hug
sending you a hug
Did you enjoy my hug? Send it on to the people you want to make happy today. Remember, a hug is the one present that’s always worth giving!

Not my cup-a-tea

​ I agree ! One must be certifiable to even THINK of attempting any of these "fun" things.

Things I will NOT do before I get old!

Extreme

skiing in Wyoming

Cliff camping.

Skywalking in the Alps.

Climbing Redwoods.

Sitting on the Trolltunga rock in Norway.

Jumping on the Trolltunga rock in Norway.

Rock climbing in South Africa.

Ice climbing a frozen waterfall.

Extreme picnicking.

Skywalking on Mount Nimbus in Canada.

Tree camping in Germany.

Just having a look around.

Extreme kayaking at Victoria Falls ..

Diving 30 meters through a rock monolith in Portugal.

Climbing Mt. Wellington.

Standing on the Edgewalk in Toronto.

Cycling in Norway.

Sitting around at Yosemite.

Walking over a crevice.

Glacier boarding anywhere.

Biking on the Cliffs of Moher.

Fortunately, I am ALREADY old.

I didn’t get here by being stupid!

Why women live longer!

This is actually quite ingenious if you’re only going to weld for less than 30 seconds.

Why women live longer!

This is actually quite ingenious if you’re only going to weld for less than 30 seconds.

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